The Environment

If you want to do nothing other than wish these problems would go away, or if you just want to continue pretending they don’t exist, then stop reading this right now.  Still reading?  Good, I am about to show you one of the chief culprits of our water problems and, in so doing, offer the real solution.

Al Gore isn’t perfect.  Crucify him NOW!  No wait, don’t do that; all of you (notice I didn’t say “us”) who aren’t perfect would also have to be crucified.  Tragedy averted.  Phew!

We all know that our planet is in serious trouble.  The fact that you really care is great, so take this one-question test to find out if you are a true environmentalist:  So what did you have for dinner last night?  Not to worry, I’m not trying to get chummy, it’s just that one simple question is actually the whole test.  Yep, that’s right.  What you had for dinner last night is the determining factor on whether or not you are a true environmentalist.